Lost Episode of Kill la Kill

It was a month ago when I was browsing Crunchyroll for an anime called Kill la Kill. I haven't seen a new episode in over half a decade. It was intended to be 30 episodes, but was reduced to 25. You’ll see why once I begin telling you this traumatizing experience. It was episode 26, “Ryuko’s Vengeance.” It began with the normal intro except the original theme music was replaced with Linkin Park music, and the rest of the opening was edited as a mid-2000s YouTube AMV via Windows Movie Maker. The episode properly began with Ryuko except she was seen crying for no reason. She never cried once in the anime. She’s a tough kitty in comparison to this episode.'''

Ryuko stared at the camera as if she was about to break the fourth wall and muttered, “I know you were behind this Mr. dearest.” How does she know my name? And will I bring this up plot device again? She was slowly walking to Honnōji Academy and then Satsuki was there driving a Suzuki. How did Funimation, Crunchyroll, or even Studio Trigger get licensing from Suzuki or Nissan? She asked Ryuko, “Why the glum face?” in an unusual British language. Ryuko replied, “I had a license to kill but not a license to drive.” Satsuki said, “What are you, 007? This operation was YOUR idea.” Ryuko got triggered like a typical Studio Trigger. She used her weapons to kill Satsuki in the most gory hyper-realistic way possible. I get that the show had bloody blood blood and there was some bad grisly violence in the show, but the violence wasn’t this over-the-top.

Ryuko went on a rampage and then she dressed up like Rambo and then the song choice was another corporate buttrock song from Falling in Reverse but the song sounded like it was in reverse. Then, Ryuko turned into a walking, breathing Nagasaki or Hiroshima bombing destroying Japan once and for all. The episode ended with skeletons walking but Ryuko, now being a skeleton, had a top hat, bow-tie, monocle, cane, and her teeth were gold and wooden. A more depressed piano version of “Don’t Lose Your Way” plays as she walks away from the screen and the episode slowly fades to black and ends. This episode was 9 minutes and 11 seconds long compared to the rest of the 22-25 minute episodes. There weren't any end credits on top of all that. Once again, it ends by slowly fading to black. I wandered to myself, “is this how you end the series? With a literal bang?” The rest of the episode is news footage, which consists of the following: Japanese earthquake and tsunami, the KyotoAni arson, the coronavirus outbreak, and the fourth one being my ex-girlfriend named Beth. It then ended on a windows error blue screen.