Veggietales Ü 2: The Awakening Of The Ü

Note: also not mine

I have always been a fan of Veggietales. It's my favorite animated series. It's way better than SpongeBob or The Loud House.

I love it so much I work at an animation studio that animates some stuff for Veggietales. Anyways after a long day at my job I went home and popped in the VHS tape of Dave and The Giant Pickle.

I was watching the episode while enjoying a beer when my roommate arrived home, “Hey, I got you a veggietales DVD” He said. I own all the veggietales episodes on vhs and DVD so I was expecting an episode I already had, But this one was an entirely new episode.

It had a really strange title, It was called Veggietales Ü The Awakening of the Ü, what does the Ü mean. I had a ton of questions, I figured the only way to find out is to watch the episode.

After Dave and the Giant Pickle was over, I put in the DVD and before the episode started a few previews played.

The first preview was a Wilkins Coffee Commercial, It featured Wilkins and Wontkins in planes. “Want some Wilkins Coffee while you fly?” Wilkins said “No” yelled Wontkins

Wilkins pushed Wontkins plane out of the air causing it to crash into a skyscraper killing hundreds of people. Wilkins Laughs and says “Without Wilkins coffee you will crash”.

The Second Preview was for the first Veggietales Ü which I hadn't seen yet. The preview showed all sorts of weird shit happening, It had characters such as Herbert the Pervert and Mr. Potato Head characters that aren't even from Veggietales.

After those 2 previews the episode started on the Big Idea logo but instead of saying Big Idea It said small idea and it showed a picture of a salad.

It then went to a screamo cover of the veggietales theme, Featuring clips of people in veggietales costumes doing stuff.

After the theme song it goes to the countertop which looked all dirty and neglected like my Uncle Henry’s house.

“Hello kids, welcome to Veggietales Ü” Bob said in a drunken voice.

Bob was just there alone, I don't know where Larry was, It was just Bob.

Just like every episode Bob read a letter from a kid, But the letter wasn't written to Bob and Larry. It was written to Tim and Moby from BrainPOP.

“Dear Tim and Moby what is the food chain, From John Rupert.” The letter read

“Boy have I got the show for you” Bob said in a creepy voice that sounded like Voldemort from Harry Potter.

He was about to start the show, when out of nowhere The Postman from the Christmas special Olive the Other Reindeer accused Bob of mail fraud.

“Mail Fraud is a serious offence punishable by law” The Postman screamed while dragging Bob into his mail truck.

After that it went to the actual episode which opened up at a funeral, The only people at the funeral were a pastor who looked like Joan Collins and Mr. Lunt. Apparently the funeral was for Mr. Potato Head from Toy Story. How do toys even die, anyway?

The pastor was going on about how Mr. Potato Head was an amazing person and had a good life. Mr. Lunt on the other hand was sobbing during all this.

We see Mr. Potato Head’s grave which reads “RIP Mr. Fred Donald Shrek Potato Head 1995-2021”.

We see Mr. Potato Head’s corpse as a pile of mashed potatoes, Mr. Potato Head was being put in his grave until Fucking Volectro from Mixels jumps out of the mashed potato's and begins to go crazy by fucking all of the dead bodies that were in the graveyard with a dildo that he had in his ass.

After that we see Mr. Nezzer in his chocolate factory taking a shit in the vat of chocolate in his chocolate bunny factory from Rack Shack and Benny.

Out of nowhere the M&M's characters appear from the chocolate.

“Just what the Fuck are you doing?” yelled The red M&M.

“I’m making my chocolate bunnies taste better.” said Mr. Nezzer

“How the fuck is shitting in the chocolate gonna make it taste better, jimshit?!” Screamed the green M&M.

“It's the secret ingredient...” Mr. Nezzer said with a grin.

“You sick fuck, You are an insult to the chocolate industry” The yellow M&M screamed while pushing Nezzer into the vat of chocolate.

The blue M&M proceeded to cook Mr. Nezzer alive and used his cooked remains to make Ogre sized M&Ms. Those giant green M&Ms made to promote Shrek 2.

After that tomfuckery we see Larry the Cucumber on a school campus. Apparently Larry was ordered by Bob to steal nuclear acid for some reason.

“I'm doing what Bob ordered me to do,” Larry whispered. Larry went to a science lab and stole some Nuclear acid. He runs off with it until he is stopped by Senpai from Friday Night Funkin.

“What the fuck do you think your doing cucumber” Senpai screamed.

“None of your business bitch” Larry screamed.

Larry and Senpai began having a rap battle until a portal appeared out of nowhere and set the 2 of them to hell.

After that shitty bullshit we see Herbert the Pervert in a sewer, The sewer looked disgusting as shit and it was infested with rats.

Herbert proceeded to pick up a rat and licked it. That made me puke it was so fucking disgusting.

While Herbert was licking the rat, Pennywise appeared from the shadows.

“Want a balloon little boy?” Pennywise said.

“I want some little boys.” Herbert said back

I thought Pennywise went after children, not adults. Pennywise then later bit Herbert's leg and Herbert bit Pennywise's Head off.

After that Herbert walked off like nothing happened, Herbert was just walking down the sewer for a few minutes.

We then see a dark tv studio with some man in a Bob the Tomato mask filming a strange sitcom.

The people in the sitcom had their faces painted purple and they were speaking in Russian. A man begins yelling in Russian at another man. After yelling at the man he punched him right in the kneecap.

The man who was punched in the kneecap began laughing and didn't look like he was in any pain.

Then the goddamn Baby Einstein puppets invade the studio and start filming a shitty Baby Einstein video.

Bard the Dragon appears on the screen but instead of yelling Bleh like he does in Baby Einstein. He yelled “FUUUCCCKKK” at eardrum destroying volumes.

The puppets set everything on fire and began having a fucking rave until the puppets caught on fire.

We then see Ü songs with Larry, This episode's version of silly songs with Larry.

Larry was in the alleyway and was dressed up as a hobo. He began to sing about the dangers of alcohol, in the middle of the song 3 scallion bandits shot him and threw in the back of a car.

We see Bob the Tomato running in the desert, He looked like he was on his way to get something.

“Larry was supposed to get the chemicals so I could build the Ü Bomb to destroy the Anti Ü Gang, Where the fuck is he?!?!” Bob said while panicking.

He ran to a giant building where the “Anti Ü Gang” was, The building looked like a government base and It was being guarded by The Scallions.

“Hey Shitheads were the fuck is Larry?” Bob screamed at the Scallions.

“If you want your cucumber piece of shit friend back you'll have to surrender the weapon” Scallion #1 said in a menacing voice.

“Never! Die shithead!” Bob screamed

Bob pulled a bazooka out and The scallions pulled out a grenade launcher.

Just about when they were going to fight the movie stopped and a message popped up that said “To be continüed”

The credits rolled but the names were all in Minecraft enchanting table language.

Just as I thought the episode was finally over, in the middle of the credits fucking Frankencellery appears and yells “Happy Halloween” while a cover of Monster Mash being sung by a dying person was playing.

We see Frankencellery in a haunted house cooking a stew made out of elephants. While he is making the stew, We hear a knock at the door. It was a bunch of Trick or Treaters dressed up as Fortnite characters.

“Trick or Treat” the kids yell over and over again. “I’m coming you little shits” Frankencellery says in an angry voice.

Frankencellery then pours the stew all over the kids, Apparently There was acid in the stew so the children died.

“That's your fucking treat, Jimshits!” Frankencellery screams at the dead kids.

After that we see a man in a SpongeBob costume in the video game section of a Walmart, He picks up a copy of Rhythm Heaven Fever for the Wii but some middle aged obese Karen yells “Put that back you’re to old for that”.

Karen was going to give the game to her 3 year old son who was watching Cocomelon on his iPad, But a man dressed as Mr. Krabs appeared and grabbed the man dressed as SpongeBob and pulled him away.

“Spongeboy me bob, what did I tell you about skipping work” The man said

“But Mr. Kraps I need this game” SpongeBob complained

“I’ll have you working overtime for this,” Krabs screamed.

After that we cut to a scene from Jonah: A Veggietales Movie, It was the scene where Jonah is swallowed by the fucking whale.

The whale looked like ass. He looked like a fucking dead fish with the face of a monkey.

He gets swallowed by the whale and we get to the insides of the whale. The inside looked disgusting, there was fish shit and dead people everywhere.

Jonah walks around and he sees the most disturbing shit in existence, It was a man vegetable hybrid that had flesh and vines all over it. Jonah screamed like a banshee and went towards the top of the whale and got out its blowhole.

But Jonah could not swim so he drowned as the Sonic drowning theme played.

After that we see the actual credits but all the names were weird, Mitchell Shitfield was the name of the director and Clyde Fucknut was one of the writers.

What the actual fuck were they thinking making this fucking awful movie, Big Idea would definitely never make something like this. This had to be a bootleg made by a Brazilian Studio.

I was going to destroy the DVD so that no one would ever see this awful thing, but my roommate told me that I could sell it online for a lot of money.

If you see a DVD called Veggietales Ü, don't buy it.